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旁白没有用英文,看在逗大家一乐的份上,原谅我吧,哈哈

刚才来了个美国人,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的: 

前台小姐:"Hello."

美国人:"Hi."

前台小姐:"You have what thing?"

美国人:"Can you speak english?"

前台小姐:"If I not speak English, I am speaking what?"

美国人:"Can anybody else speak english?"

前台小姐:"You yourself look.all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait,you not wait,you go!"

美国人:"Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?"

前台小姐:"Shout what shout, quiet a little,you on earth have what thing?"

美国人:"I want to speak to your head."

前台小姐:"Head not zai. You tomorrow come!"

美国人吐血而亡……

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